Why Feminism Sucks

Feminism is stupid.

It’s completely, utterly stupid.

I mean, can you imagine that? Wanting equality? Isn’t that just wishy-washy nonsense? There’s obviously a hidden meaning behind that.

You may be thinking, Well, I’m a feminist! Why would you ever say that it is stupid? But I have a revelation for you. You might think you’re all high-and-mighty, demanding something so radical and unachievable (come on- it’s not like it even makes SENSE) but you’re just poor, misguided and bored little girls.

Even the dictionary agrees that feminism is idiotic! See, look at Merriam-Webster: the theory of the political, economic, and social equality of-” 

Oh. Well. It’s not like M-W is even RELIABLE. Urban Dictionary, of course, will give us the most accurate answer. See, there’s even three amazingly accurate definitions:

  1. “The worship of self. If you are a woman. Especially if you are a deadbeat weight to society.”

  2. “Feminism is a movement full of women who seem to think that their ability to (have a baby) entitles them to bigger and better everything.”

  3. “What women who can’t get (a date) turn to when lesbians don’t want to be around them, either.”

As you can see, the very reliable and trustworthy editors of Urban Dictionary agree with me! After all, the very radical and incomprehensible causes of equality doesn’t warrant anything much!

respect me joan crawford GIF by IFC

Women already have the same rights as men! They can work and eat and sleep and do everything a man can do.

Just because 1 in 3 women in the USA will experience some sort of sexual harassment doesn’t mean men and women are equal.

Like, what even?? Feminists are just lonely, ugly single women who desperately want a date and build a family and all that stuff.

Plus, they can’t even agree with each other on what feminism means!

Some of them say ‘equality’ (which at least makes sense) and some of them say equity- they probably just made up the word just to sound smart. Not like they even have brains- because they’re feminists, OBVIOUSLY.

Food for Thought: Equality Vs Equity Vs Justice : GCdebatesQT

And apparently, there is something called TERFs? Trans-exclusionary-radical-feminists. What does that mean?! Like I said, they don’t have any brain cells.

They always contradict themselves and yada-yada. Plus, makeup is false advertising! You can’t expect men to date some girl who just wears a ton of makeup. It’s basically LYING.

… It’s not like women are objects that can be advertised and makeup permanently changes your face structure, though. After all, a pretty face is everything!

beautiful wide eyed GIF

And even a store like Victoria’s Secret (which, by the way, is just making women become sl*ts and wh*re around with those revealing clothes) (but obviously we demand the best and the best only! top-notch lingerie… but not like tHaT. keep your legs closed, woman!! >.<) agrees that women shouldn’t be breastfeeding in public.

EW. That’s so gross!

… It’s not like they’re just trying to keep their baby well-fed and not screaming in everyone’s faces. And that breasts aren’t even an inherently sexual body part.

And dress codes? They’re OBVIOUSLY necessary. Imagine being a teacher at a high school with a wife waiting loyally for you back home, and seeing a bunch of high school girls dressing for attention! A bra strap showing is totally going to distract you, a full-grown man, and make you unfaithful.

And imagine being a teenage boy! You’re so hormonal that you aren’t even in control of your body. If you see a bra strap- my God, what would you do? Probably get freaked out because these irresponsible girls can’t cover up!

Oh, no!! It’s a bra strap!! SHOULDER OMJG- *faints*

Come on, no teenage boy would be able to control himself around *gasp* SHOULDERS. Or, even worse, legs. He might get turned on and be distracted from his education!!

… It’s not like sending home girls for showing their collarbones distracts from education, though.

And poor Bill Cosby! He was a perfectly great man with a perfectly great life (I’m sure his wife was a doll) and a great career. And the feminists came along and completely ruined his life!! Same with Harvey Weinstein :O

… It’s not like they were rapists and had over one-hundred allegations against them together.

And don’t forget!! The only holy marriage is between man and wife. Like the good ol’ days when they practiced polygamy and had concubines and beat their wives up if they didn’t give them any sons 🙂

Plus, they should all shut up about sexual assault in the workplace. The women were probably just being b*tches all the time. And if they don’t want to be assaulted, just don’t go to work!! #bigbrain

And if you don’t want any attention, don’t DRESS for attention. All men care about is your clothes. Don’t walk outside in the night- it’s dangerous. Someone might kidnap you. But also why would you ever be afraid of men?? That’s so stupid!

Just say no if you don’t want to do something. Be sure not to say ‘no’ in a way that’s suggestive or wiggle your eyebrows or hesitate, though. Because that might sound like a ‘yes’. And crop tops = yes. Your clothes speak louder than your mouth.

Still- it’s not nice to say no! Friend-zoning is horribly mean. Can you imagine the poor nice guys who get friend-zoned? They were always there for you, and you repaid them by… not dating them. SO MEAN.

… It’s not like you have a right to say no and don’t owe them a relationship just because they’re ‘nice’.

will ferrell film GIF

Bottom line? Feminists are crazy man-hating single loners who just need a boyfriend (even if they’re not straight) (but they’ll never get one since they’re a feminist).

The end.


Hi guys!

I really hope you could tell that was sarcasm and irony over there… I definitely don’t believe any of that lol. It’s International Women’s Week so I thought we should definitely do something for that! I’m a feminist and I absolutely don’t understand why you wouldn’t be a feminist??

Are you a feminist? If not, why? Do you agree with my points in this post?


57 thoughts on “Why Feminism Sucks

  1. This is sooo good! I would be too nervous to share something like this even if I admitted at the end I was being sarcastic as I’d say loads of people would jump to conclusions 🙄 Thank you for sharing something that shows these views for what they are…plain stupidity for not looking deeper into the whole idea of feminism. I want to see more posts like THIS in my reader, it’s simply amazing 🙌💕

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    1. Thank you angel!! ❤ ❤ ❤ I was unsure of whether or not to post it but ultimately decided that idgaf about the haters and the kind comments (LIKE YOURS) make it so worth it.
      I know, right?! Some people are just imbeciles *rolls eyes*. Thank you!! I'll be sure to make more posts that actually have a purpose hehe.

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  2. Yeah, I don’t really get why some people would be anti-feminist. I get not agreeing with some activists’ methods or philosophies, but SOME activists are not all activists, and is the basic, core concept of equality–or equity, but even with that nifty little chart I’m still a tiny bit confused on the difference between the two–REALLY such a controversial concept for some people?
    I definitely don’t agree with all people in the social justice movement. No one does. But do I disagree with the core concepts of equality for different groups of people who don’t have that already? No! That would be stupid of me.
    As a side note, ‘friend-zoning’ is such a weird concept to get mad over I do NOT get it. Tbh, I’m kind of grateful when people decide to stick around and become my friend? They didn’t HAVE to put in the effort of talking to me? Talking to people and being their friend does take emotional effort to at least a small extent, and they didn’t have to put that in for you!
    Sorry if this comment doesn’t make sense XD

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    1. Thank you, Becky! I know right?? It’s just stupid and shows that your morality isn’t in the right place. I get that some ‘feminists’ are sexist, but you shouldn’t be so naiive as to think that that’s what feminism actually is! Oh, ok- equality is treating everyone the same. Like giving both men and women period supplies, I guess. Equity is giving everyone the different supports they need to end up being treated equally in a moral way but equitably with their different needs. So giving women period products and not men because they don’t need them. I hope that made sense lol.
      Friend-zoning is just… stupid. I mean, it’s kind of funny irl when it happens, but not if the guy takes it to an extreme to force the girl to like him. Just take a rejection and get along with your life smh.
      No, I loved reading it! Thank u!

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    This post was amazing and iconic. The sarcasm and irony really highlight the idiotic way people critic feminism and the way a lot of people (males) can act about topics and showed what feminism means to people. It was a really clever way to write this post, I LOVED it!!
    You talked about such a variety of topics as well– like the bra strap bit was hilarious but also horribly true. The way girls can be conditioned on what they wear for an insane reasons and then boys can get a pass for behaviour because they are boys. JUST NO.
    Again this post is amazing and I LOVED the way you wrote it, soooo good and clever. Thank you for posting it!! ❤ ❤

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      I’m really glad you enjoyed it! I had this spontaneous idea and was like, omg I NEED to post this for Women’s Day haha. I totally agree with what you’re saying!
      I know right?? It’s literally a piece of fabric, you morons. 🙄 Society is freaking messed up but I still hope that we can turn things around soon 💛

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  4. Oh lord. This is what I didn’t know I needed.
    So true, Adi. Spread this far and wide. And you perfectly nailed it with the sarcasm. It hurts that a lot of people out there, even women themselves, are sexists. Thank you thank you SO much for this. This is perfect.❤

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  5. This post was so amazing. The writing was amazing and I loved how you used sarcasm and irony but you still got the actual point across. I think my English writing teacher would love you, Adi.
    This kinda reminded me of the ad that Taika Waititi did about racism?

    Anyway, amazing post as always!!

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    1. Thank you infintely, Emma!! It means a lot to me ♥️ aha they sound very cool!
      Ooh lemme see it rn! Oooh I just saw it and it does use a similar sarcastic tone! That was actually brilliant!
      THANKSSS ❤


    ngl, I was a little worried reading the title of this post, but I knew you wouldn't disappoint (and I was right!)!!! The way you used sarcasm and irony in this was SIMPLY PERFECT and I just loooooved every second! Definitely going to be coming back to this every International Women's Day 😉 ❤

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    1. UGH THANKS ASHHH. ♥️💛♥️
      haha I was worried that people would freak a little and was going to add “a parody” but I thought the clickbait would we kind of funny lol 😂
      Once again, thanks so much for your kind words!! I really, really appreciate it 😭😻

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  7. The bra strap and shoulder reminds me of when a girl was asked to leave the university library because her off-shoulder blouse was distracting the guys using the library. I wonder how anybody who is serious enough to use a library for exam study, has any reason to focus on another person’s clothes.
    Or why boys with armless shirts showing off their biceps still sit and read in the same library, like they’re not distracting the girls.

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    1. Wow that’s horrible- most of the time guys don’t even get distracted by random skin! (stop sexualising our bodies omg). That is an amazing point! If you’re so busy, stop gawking and study smh.
      Agreed, preach! Thank you for commenting!


  8. Haha this is such a great way of poking fun at the criticism of feminists! 😀 I do think that mainstream feminism has a long way to go in terms of being intersectional and not just being ‘white feminist’, but that’s not going to stop me identifying as a feminist!

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    1. Thank you! I definitely agree- as a POC I can assure you that being a ‘White Feminist’ is definitely different from just being a feminist who is white haha. Thank you for being a champion!

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  9. It is really sad that people have limited feminism to clothes, slaps, kitchen chores and other things.
    Feminism, indeed, talks about respecting an individual and questioning the opening of less doors just because…..gender!

    This piece of yours was really a striking one!
    Do check out my blog ‘Save Feminism.’ And posts on latest incidents related to feminism https://feminism522775039.wordpress.com/2020/05/11/bois-locker-room-and-the-snapchat-screenshot/
    Feel free to drop a comment and let me know what you feel. Cheers!

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  10. I reread this because why not and
    1) this is so so so well written
    2) the sarcasmmmmm
    3) I see you used omjg and *waves vaguely* it’s an honor?
    I’m not really a “feminist” because SOME of them are just pure crazy (and actually hate men, unlike SANE feminists) and I can’t really take it but I agree with a lot of the points so I guess I’m just a stay at home feminist? Does that make sense xD
    But like yeah this post was incredible and I’m glad I reread it (and I will probably come back again to read it yet again haha
    Now I kind of want to write an all-sarcasm post

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    1. OMJG THANK YOU THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME (that you revisited?? this post?? SO KIND)
      1) *Cries*
      2) 😉 😉
      I’m definitely a proud feminist and I’ve never really understood the point of not being a feminist because of the few men-haters (bleh) because obviously there’s always bad eggs. Like most religious people are fine but some are completely whack, yet people still identify as Christian, Muslim, Hindu, and more. So yeah ahha.
      GO FOR IT

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  11. Hilarious… I came to this post after reading the first line and I was angry to be honest 😀
    But hey ! This super sarcastic post is just gold !And those gifs were hilarious..

    Bdw I am a feminist too and Even I dont understand why someone should not be one !

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    1. Haha I kind of used clickbait, sorry-not-sorry 😳😅
      I’m glad you enjoyed this!! The GIFs were my favorite part tbh I’m surprised why no one else mentioned them!!
      Thank you so much for stopping by 🙂

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  12. I really enjoyed reading this. So well written that I had to double take a few times to make sure that I was still reading the post that I thought I was reading. I have certainly learned that you have to laugh. Even if it’s not funny.

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